I was talking to Andy about how there are too many Karens in the world and we needed to start focusing on the non-Karens but we needed to come up with a name for them. He suggested Grace…without even realizing what a perfect name that would be for a non-Karen. LOL.
That did it!
A few weeks ago, while we were brushing our teeth, Andy was holding his stomach and complaining it hurt. He sometimes will sit on the floor and so he sat down and let out a pretty decent fart. He looked at me with very surprised eyes and said “Wow, I think that might have done it!”
Differences
Andy and I were watching women’s skating. We were talking about the men’s competition coming up. I told him if he thought the women’s jumps were cool, the men did some crazy jumps and it was probably because they were stronger. He said “Yeah, but I bet they aren’t as elegant!”
Spare Crush
I asked Andy today if he still liked the girl he had a crush on last year. He said yes but someone told him she didn’t like him. “So I have someone else in mind in case it doesn’t work out!”. SMH.
He Lost a Tooth!
And when he came in to show me he said “Evie was right! I looked in the mirror and I am adorable!”
Wait for it…
Evie performed in the district’s Honor’s Choir. I think Andy liked it.
Hairy Butt
While brushing teeth, I pulled some cat hair off the back of Andy’s pants.
Andy – “I literally have a hairy butt!!”
Clouds
Driving home from school and Andy and I are talking about the clouds.
Nana – “Lookit how that side is all dark and over there is all light.”
Andy – “Yeah, it’s like heaven opened up or something!”
Comedian in the Making
Andy – “Why can’t Elsa have a balloon.”
Andy – “Cuz she would just let it go.”
Mission Impossible
Dropping Andy off at school and reminded him to be careful getting out of the car. Told him to stay close to the side til he got to the back and stay behind the car. He got out of his side, plastered his back to the side of the car and while sliding down the side, dunduned the theme to Mission Impossible. Dun dun dun, dun dun dun!